The “a hysterectomy is sounding pretty good right now” thoughts, being annoyed by your friend, eating an entire box of Girl Scout cookies, your boyfriend says “hey babe,” sitting by the loud chewer at lunch, crying at the Amazon commercial, everything bugs you, having to take your purse to the bathroom with you, when you hate everyone, it feels like there is a jackhammer in your stomach, someone looks at you funny, you can’t get off the couch because you will literally die, you sneezed, your boyfriend/spouse is breathing next to you, you put both socks on the same foot, nobody on the road knows how to drive or park except you, or you ate chocolate for all three of your daily meals.
